This is my kind gesture to you. The next time you’re having a bad hair day, please feel free to open up this post, and check out these photos. Chuckle quietly to yourself (or snort loudly if you prefer) and think, ‘Ah, that’s right, my hair’s not actually that bad. Not when you compare it with Nicola’s hair.’

You’re welcome.

For this one I thought I might add a maniacal smile, just to really sell the look.

Now I’m trying to be meek about it. You know, sort of apologise for looking this bad. I don’t think I’m pulling it off.

And here’s the photo they’d use for me on the news, if I was a ‘person of interest’ in a criminal case. Hmm, maybe I should use this one next time I update my passport?

Alright, alright, wipe away your tears of laughter now. I’ll remember in future not to go to bed with only half dried hair.